Let’s talk. 

Or grab a coffee.

Oh, you don’t like coffee?

What is wrong with you, why wouldn’t you like coffee? It’s literally the only thing that makes life worth living.

No, why would it be family? Coffee doesn’t tell you you’re getting fat or you should be married by now.

You know what, this isn’t going to work out.

I think I’ve better get going. I’m late for a meeting with my therapist.